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Chelsea Solis
Eve
Stephanie Bentley
Paris Hilton
Rihanna Stemke
Linh Le
Gerad Stemke
Evan $temke
Megan Stemke
Dennis Webb
Larry Swanson

with special guest appearances by…

Cliff Chance
Alex Feldman
Aaron Dahlgren
Axl Rose
Corey Feldman
Rip Van Winkle

and a league of other ladies and gentlemen.

Managed by

Stephanie Sibal

and

Stephanie Bentley

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER:
RICK RO$$

EXECUTIVE PRODUSER:
G-RAD

Look for “Hungover”, in stores this Fall.

ONE SiDED.

You lied and said you’re 83
You sucked the blood of Christ
You’re much older than you look
You sucked the blood of Christ

Body of Christ

Blood of Christ

It’s an elaborately described
Satan ritual.

Stop sucking blood and die.

She’s not 83, she’s a million

Satan loves her
She’s his wife

The energy inside is from human blood
That corpse has walked too long

I’ll erase my memory
w/ a shotgun blasting bong.
Stab her heart
With a pencil

It will kill her

Wooden stake w/ led

That lady ain’t 83
alive once
now she’s dead

“Leave me alone!”
“Don’t touch me!”

Chronic pain from all the souls
you ate
fuck that bitch old hag
Satan has an only son
and I do call him Dad.

Wooden stake
Let it Bake.

I’m the king of France. Elected by the people of France. The democracy
that was born when they cut off my head the last time.

Bastille Day is a day of freedom. Celebrated each year on July 14th. Le quatorze juilliet. Je suis français.

I was elected by the people of France quite recently to be their new king when I vetoed the fascisct government that took over America after the end of World War II.

The Lease on the Western half of the United States is revokable and will end if you do not obey my demands.

This is not a terrorist attack. Nor a tear-a-wrist.

I am dead serious.

I am now officially the King of France.

Once you sign the lease back over to me, I will be King of America.

Since America is a Global Empire, I will then be King of the World.

Thank you all.

Good Knight.

ONE SiDED.

Agent Mess’ debut Full Length LP due in stores and online this Fall 2009.

The long anticipated full length debut album by the band Agent Mess is due to hit record stores this fall.

Agent Mess consists of the music of two brothers, Evan and Gerad Stemke. They united with Larry Swanson and Dennis Webb in 2003, blending their unique style of indie rock into a recipe that stands out clearly on its own. Agent Mess is a unique blend of rock and roll.

The band broke up in 2005. Although short lived, their career touched the lives of many. Family and friends still sing their songs and invite the brothers to play at parties.

The full length album, “Hungover”, is a miracle release. Not only is this the first recording of the band in nearly 4 years. The album itself tells the unique story of a young man who is successful in seducing vampires. Relevant subject matter to the pop culture climate as shows and films like True Blood and Twilight are taking over our pop consciousness. Hit singles like “Window Dressing” and “Good at Loving Vampires” are just a few examples of the seductive force of this album. If the members of Agent Mess aren’t happily married now, watch out, the single members may be vampire lovers quite soon.

We are proud to present an album that was recorded live in the studio over the course of two days. What a fantastic way to reunite. Agent Mess are sounding better than ever and “Hungover” is the proof. 100 proof. 100 percent proof that Rock and Roll is far from dead, and Agent Mess is our savior.

Look for “Hungover” on iTunes, Amazon, and ask for it at your local retailer this Fall.

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ONE SiDED.

CHAPTER ONE: “The Krack Santa”

What do you want for Christmas, boys and girls? A perverted dolly? An aspirin plastic pop corn kit? I am the crackhead who lives outside your house. Listens to your thoughts. Records your dreams with my mind. I am the crackhead Santa.

I am in love with your children. They have such sweet dreams. I watch them all to keep them safe and sound. Sometimes I bring them a lollypop or two to suck on in their sleep.

I’m good at loving vampires. Stay true to The Wire. Showtime is my hometime. In love with my wife and kids. How about you? I live on the North Pole. Where do you live? I am come down the chimney every christmas to pollinate your New Year’s. Why u think there so many September babies? You really need to keep warm? Light a fire. Fags.

I am peter’s north. I spelunked your caves and found them plumb dry. Where the oil go? Peak oil hit us early? Sorry folks. U lose. TIme to make some more. Pump those bodies back in the ground. Pump the bodies, reverse the hounds. Of hell, my friend. This is the end. And Xien has no end has no N. Xie xie xie xie xie for cuming to the G-RAD show.

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ONE SiDED

http://g-rad.net/wtf/g-rad/__DEMOZ__/Live_DEMO_Halloweenz_Eve/

ONE SiDED.

OBAMA. I owe $800 CA state tax for 2008 and $800 for 2009.

Need a Bailout. And two new apartments. Everyone knows where I live. That’s not fair.

ONE SiDED.

you still rooming with tht Krack Head Queene?

read that shit. THE REAL DEAL. HOLYFIELD.

ONE SiDED.

AH AH AH